you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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