So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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