Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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