i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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