So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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