I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i used baking grease as lip gloss
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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