I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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