I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm like, not good at living.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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