I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
