My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Mom said you looked used
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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