haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Less talking, more tequila
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Im part way to drunk.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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