sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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