When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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