Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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