Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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