Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
how does that bad decision feel?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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