yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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