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(559): View more from California

We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.

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(301): View more from Maryland

She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....

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(602): View more from Arizona

I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.

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(951): View more from California

she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.

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(419): View more from Ohio

You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.

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(313): View more from Michigan

No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.

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(585): View more from New York

Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.

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