She is in my trunk
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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