Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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