I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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