From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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