Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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