It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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