I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
