I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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