oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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