Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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