I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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