Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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