Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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