At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
My vagina just recognized that song.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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