whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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