i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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