is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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