you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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