Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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