So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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