Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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