i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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