And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize