But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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