hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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