he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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