i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Randomize
