I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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