I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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