Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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