there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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