if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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