did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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