dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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