Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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