Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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